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The Dark Sucker Theory

  

 
For years it was believed that light was emitted from an electric light bulb; recent information has proven otherwise - dark is actually sucked into the bulb. Therefore, the bulb is a DARK SUCKER.

 
There are many types and sizes of DARK SUCKERS. The largest manufacturers of DARK SUCKERS are General Electric and Sylvania. Some modern DARK SUCKERS utilize solid power to operate properly. Solid power units can be purchased from Eveready, Exide, and Duracell.

 
The DARK SUCKER theory proves the existence of DARK SUCKERS, as well as proving that dark is heavier than light. Some examples ers as follows:

Electric Bulbs
  

 
When it is operating, there is less dark near the electric bulb than at a distance of 100 feet, therefore, it is sucking dark and can be classified as a DARK SUCKER.

 
The larger the DARK SUCKER the greater the distance it can suck dark, and the greater it's capacity of dark.

 
Friction is created as the dark passes through the outer shell of the DARK SUCKER. That is why DARK SUCKERS are hot to the touch after they have been operating for a while.

 
The dark sucking capabilities are evident when the DARK SUCKER has reached it's capacity and will no longer suck dark. Notice the dark area on the inside portion of the DARK SUCKER. The larger the DARK SUCKER the larger the area of dark found within.

 
This type of DARK SUCKER can be made directional by placing a shield around a portion of the unit or behind it. This will prevent dark from entering the DARK SUCKER from that side, thereby extending the range of the DARK SUCKER on the unshielded/unprotected side.

Candles - Primitive DARK SUCKERS
  

 
There is more dark 30 feet from a lit candle than there is at a distance of 3 feet.

 
Proof of it's dark sucking capabilities is relatively simple. Examine a new, unused candle. Notice that the center core is not dark. Ignite the center core and allow to burn for approximately 5 minutes. Notice the lack of dark around the candle. Extinguish the candle flame. Notice that the center core of the candle is now dark. The center core is a DARK SUCKER protected by a soft insulator to extend it's life expectancy and maintain rigidity.

 
To verify that this primitive DARK SUCKER is operating properly, ignite the center core and allow it to burn for a minimum of 2 minutes. Pass a clean pencil over the top, left to right, approximately 3 inches above the center core. Notice that there is no dark on the pencil. Pass the pencil over the top, right to left, approximately 1/2 inch above the center core. Notice that the pencil now has a darkened area. The pencil blocked the path of the dark being sucked into the core of the DARK SUCKER.

DARK SUCKER Solid Power Units
  

 
DARK SUCKER solid power units may be purchased locally at a variety of outlets. Size does not determine the life expectancy of the DARK SUCKER solid power unit. These solid power units work with many modern DARK SUCKERS and absorb dark from the DARK SUCKER. The absorbed dark is converted to solid power within the unit. An example of the conversion of dark into solid power is in the automobile of today. Notice an automobile in use during the dark hours. Two large DARK SUCKERS are located on the front, which are variable for the amount of dark they will suck. On the rear there are two smaller DARK SUCKERS with red filters, and you will also notice several DARK SUCKERS with yellow filters. These filters are required to remove a percentage of red and yellow from total dark so as to energize the solid power unit.

 
An example of the conversion of dark into solid power is in the automobile of today. Notice an automobile in use during the dark hours. Two large DARK SUCKERS are located on the front, which are variable for the amount of dark they will suck. On the rear there are two smaller DARK SUCKERS with red filters, and you will also notice several DARK SUCKERS with yellow filters. These filters are required to remove a percentage of red and yellow from total dark so as to energize the solid power unit.

 
The solid power unit permits the automobile to be utilized during the hours of no dark by releasing the power stored within the solid power unit which had been converted from the dark previously sucked by the DARK SUCKERS.

Dark Is Heavier Than Light
  

 
Dark always settles to the bottom of a lake and/or river. Submurge just below the surface of a lake and you will notice an absence of dark. Lower yourself to 15 feet below the surface and you will notice a degree of darkness, even on a bright, sunny day. Lower yourself to 50 feet (or more) below the surface and you are in total dark. The dark has settled to the bottom, therefore, dark is heavier than light.

 
Modern technology has allowed us to utilize the dark that has settled to the bottom of large rivers. The dark is passed through turbines which push it downriver to the ocean, which has a larger holding capacity for dark and is a common safe storage location. As the dark is passed through the turbine, a percentage of solid power is removed and transmitted to various short-term storage facilities for many usages.

 
Prior to turbines, it was more difficult to move the dark from rivers to storage areas such as deep lakes or oceans. The Indians would paddle their canoes very little and not very deeply if they were going in the direction of the flow of dark so as not to slow it down. However, if they were travelling opposite the natural flow of dark they would dig their paddles very deep and rapidly to assist the flow of dark to it's ocean storage place.

Dark Is Faster Than Light
  

 
If you would open a drawer very slowly you will notice that the light goes into the drawer (this you can see happen). You cannot see the dark leave the drawer. Continue to open the drawer and light will continue to enter the drawer; however, you will not see any dark leave the drawer. Therefore, dark is faster than light.

 
Go into a closet, close the door, and turn off the DARK SUCKER. Have a friend open the door approximately 1 inch. Your friend will not see any dark leave the closet, nor will you. Have your friend open the door until half the closet is dark and half is light. Since two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time and you do not feel any change in pressure by compressing the dark, it is logical to conclude that dark is faster than light.




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